Browse Professor Quotes
Machiavelli is your daddy
—Proffesor Utley on Machiavelli
Today I'm going to show you that particles can't exist.
—Professor Lewis, Philosophy 111
It's all special sauce and no beef.
—Professor Lewis on life, Philosophy 111
Street trees have a hard life. They're not like other trees.
—Professor Huff, Theater 110
I'm a piston; I'm a piston! (as he procedes to bounce up and down)
—Professor Smith, History 102
The penis is amazing! Isn't it amazing how it goes from floppy to hard?
—Dr. Miriam Ashley-Ross, Biology 112
Crack and Cocaine have a demand curve too!
—Professor Moorhouse, Economics 150.
The book of Ezekiel in the Bible is written with a poetic rhyming scheme... just like rap!
—Professor of Religion and Hebrew, Dr. Hoglund
The book of Ezekiel, in the Bible, is written in a rhyming poetry form... like rap.
—Professor of Religion and Hebrew, Dr. Hugland
A lot of them have fetal alcohol syndrome. It's like being a crack-baby, really
—Professor Huff, theatre 110, on children who have been adopted from Russia.